I Suppose I Can't Ignore This ...

Two Georgia men say a hairy corpse they claim to have stumbled upon in the state's northern woods is Bigfoot. Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer say DNA evidence will prove once and for all that the frozen creature is Bigfoot. They plan to present DNA test results and photographs during a news conference today in California. One Bigfoot researcher says a picture of the corpse (which is crammed in a freezer)looks like a "costume." He says the DNA test probably won't prove anything. A U.S. Fish and Wildlife Reserve spokesman says officers also aren't taking the claim seriously and won't investigate Bigfoot because it's not a federal priority.

So, I'm wondering what happened to Bigfoot between the time he ... it ... whatever ... was in Elk County less than a year ago and the time these guys found the corpse.