Not Gophers! Golfers!

St. Marys Police are investigating the theft of several lawn ornaments overnight from homes on Glen Hazel and Taft roads. Among the items taken were plastic ducks, swans, wooden sheep, a wooden raccoon and life-size wooden golfers. (Yes, opposite from "Caddyshack," where it's "Not golfers! Gophers!")

Note: I'm not taking the thefts lightly, but I thought of "Caddyshack" and couldn't resist.